I TAWT I SAW A BWUNNY WABBIT
First, I have to say don't ever think for a second that the BLACK is in "oh whoa is me" mode, I don't make excuses for anyone or for myself. I don't feel sorry for myself nor do I want anyone to feel sorry for me. It's part of a code I live by and I guess it's part of how I want to live my life which is the exact opposite of what I have been dealing with for the last five decades concerning my family in my posts this week. Im not even sweating my meet with the parents tomorrow. I do want to say how much I did appreciate how everyone has reached out to me with their words, their stories, and their encouragement. Thank you. Man, this is crazy. After what I saw last night, I wasn't sure if I should even blog about but it was stupid. I kept thinking to myself, no way no one is going to believe this crap but I figured I would sleep on it and if I still wanted to blog out about it in the morning I would. It's was a long day and I was ready to leave work. I was the last one to leave the office last night and I was beat. I had already taken off my tie and rolled up my sleeves. I was so tired I almost walked out of the office with my wireless headset still on my head and my "office slippers" still on my feet (hey I spend lots time there and the big cheese gives me that leeway to do so). I pick up the phone to tell my wife I am leaving
but she isn't even home, she is out with her mom as usual, shopping. So I tell her I'm leaving as it is my common practice to do so. I grab my bag, jacket, keys, punch the code in and lock the door. I get into my car and I decide to open the windows and the moonroof. I usually crank the air conditioning since its been so hot and humid lately but I have been inside most of the day and I wanted to feel the fresh air and wind in my face albeit the balmy night that it was. I noticed the clock on the dash said 8:42 p.m. I turn on my stereo and my ride is blaring Curtis Mayfield's, "Superfly" (its a 70's thing). So I put it into reverse, pull out of my spot, put it back into drive and floor it. There is a "s" turn coming out of the parking lot in the way I usually leave at night. There was no one else around, I was the last to leave the office building, not even the cleaning people were there. After coming out of the turn there is a stretch of road for about a hundred yards that is straight then another not so sharp "s" turn comes but now I am flying (since I am a bit of a heavy footed speed freak) and take this turn very fast, quick right quick left. Now after this left and these stretches of road there is never traffic, no cars, no pedestrians, no commerce, no residential, nothing. This road is just a dark wooded area hence me driving like a bat outta hell. Tonight, just after I made that quick left, I was surprised by two cars parked off onto the left by the trees. No biggy my car can handle the maneuver of steering away from them and slowing down without incident. I thought to myself, "oh shit what the hell are these two doing here, there is NEVER anything here, NEVER". So I figured they were up to no good or screwing around. It was of no consequence to me so I was going to keep driving. All within a split second, I saw a giant bunny. I thought I must really be tired but I saw a giant bunny and the bunny was leaned over the back part of the second car and being embraced from the rear by a panda. I didnt know what to think at first but then I thought of a TV show that featured these people that dress up in the very hot plush costumes to have sex with each other. Well it looks like thats exactly what they were doing. I didnt SEE actual human body parts but the concept of what they were doing was quite vivid. They looked up at me and apparently did not care about me driving by. Its not like I stopped to check it out or anything since I didnt know if there were any more of these "plush fuckers" around and I didnt know if a plush fucker can be crazy or violent. I am sure there is a name that these plush fuckers go by since I believe it is considered a fetish. I couldnt help but think how hot they must have been wearing the costumes and screwing in this heat. So I kept driving, all the way thinking if I should even be blogging about this. In the meantime, it was the wind in my face and "Superfly" still blaring in my ears and home I went.
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